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#1 ring2remo

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 08:30 PM

Why r women considered stronger than men?
Ans: B'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2
stones with the help of crane!

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Lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy"
Doctor "lay down, I will take it out"
Lady "No!, pls. change its battery".
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Lady: "doctor, I feel very weak."
Dr: "how many times do u have sex?"
Lady: "5 times, mon-fri."
Dr: "cut down Wed."
Lady: "but that's the only day I m with my husband!"
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What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
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If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's someone fucking u.
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2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out, he says My
wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says, Yes, your WIFE is certainly
BETTER!!
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A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & to see women ass
everyday.
He died & his next life...........
He was a TOILET POT.
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A Husband said to his wife: "If u r in mood of sex, just shake my dick
twice.
I'll understand.
Wife asked, "If I am not then?"
Husband replied, "Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!"
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A boy pulls down his pant & asks a girl "do u have this?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says, "My mom says if u have this u
can get plenty of those.........!"
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Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE: It bows down after the performance.
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A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The lady next to him asked, "Are they your BABIES." The Person said, "NO, I
own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!"

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#2 Jan Da Man

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 08:33 PM

lolz

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

#3 vignesh9

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Posted 11 May 2006 - 03:49 PM

lol ok



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